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Homestuck boyfriend scenarios

Homestuck boyfriend scenarios

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PaInT aNd HoRnS By TerminallyCaprici0us Updated Apr 17

This will include beta's and ancestors..updates may be a bit slower but for god's sake I operate three lemon books and a shit ton of other random stuff.( oh and no amporas sorry)

How do I faint someone's attention? I'd really like to know!
Well, I would be a blue blood myself, since I am the same zodiac
psychopath_kenzie psychopath_kenzie Oct 23, 2016
Doing your nest yup motherfuckers in foimg your nest how does it feel
Ha ha ha what are you talking about?! Ha ha ha... *pulls out lemons*
piscesnight piscesnight Feb 08
Any normal humans reaction:  O.o wtf???
                              My reaction: X3 He thinks I'm a human highblood.