How I Survived The Zombie Apocalypse
Hi, I'm Alex, I'm on holiday and I have to say, I'm having a blast. I came expecting mega sized Mc Donalds and overly preppy chearleaders, what I got was an apocalypse. I believe on this side of the pond, they call that one major curveball. It's ok though, I enjoy running for my life on a daily basis and worrying about the people I love even more, seriously, it's SO awesome. Oh and also, finally falling in love with a girl so amazing and beautiful, right when I'm most likely to die in the near future, bloody brilliant.
Seriously though, I'm surviving, I just keep on going and this is how you can do it too. Look at me as you're British tour guide through the wonderful Undead States of Apocalypse. Fasten your seatbelts, and get those trays in the upright position because this plane is falling fast and I know a few billion people who'd like to rip the flesh from your bones when you land.