Just a bunch lemons for my haikyuu hoes
Friend:the fries are too salty
Me:Saltyshima?*tastes the fries*it aint that bad
Aw dang I dropped my bottle of Jack Daniels liquor while we were playing Jenga
"Im not gonna be after you slay me daddy"
"O.o...let's get down to business then *smirks and unzips his pants*"
Legit my health classes this year were just my class watching legally blonde 1 2 and 3, and 13 going on 30
*smells the ocean* Tsukki's been here *^*
Tsukki: IM NOT SALTY IM REALSTIC
Nah ur saltyshima
IM DECEASED.. IM DEAD... I AM IN THE AFTERLIFE...... GOODBYE