Not So Prince Charming [PHAN AU]
Dan Howell? That's HRH Daniel William James Howell, heir to Perigna's throne, to you, pleb. A royal pain in the ass, too, apparently. And him? Well, he's just Phil - a down on his luck journalist, searching desperately for a news story that'll save him from losing his crappy job.
And who are they? They're members of the Russell family, a once prestigious dynasty brought to ruins by Howell's powerful ancestors. Bitter and resentful, they eye Perigna's heir as means of getting revenge to an old and potent slight.
What are the chances of all three meeting in London, eh?