Not yours to keep (complete but undergoing major editing)

Not yours to keep (complete but undergoing major editing)

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Emma By CaffeineAndCows Completed

Kidnapping is stupid in general it's even more stupid if you're name is Kaden and you kidnap Vanessa Kaster's. 

Who will be the last idiot standing? Who will fall on their butt? Who will fall out of a boat? Who will set a Kitchen on fire? Most importantly who will regret their life choices? (I'll give you a hint his name starts with K and ends with aden) 

This book has some very weird content and half of the characters act like they are on drugs So don't say I didn't warn you.

''who's Gabby?'' Kaden asks

''i told you my drug dealer''

''no she's not, your drug dealer wouldn't be waking you up in the morning'' he says pointing out the flaw in my lie.

''well my drug dealer is super nice so...yeah'' I tell him  

''stop avoiding the question Vanessa'' Kaden tells me a stern and serious look plastered on his stupid looking face.

''what question?'' I ask pretending I don't know what he is talking about

''okay fine I have a partner in crime we rob banks together geez it can't be worse than kidnapping people'' I say looking at Kaden with an accusing look.
''ive also burried a body before too'' I say sarcastically.

  ''Vanessa do you live with Gabby?'' Kaden asks

''okay fine I will tell you everything about Gabby''

Now, you're probably thinking, what the heck are you doing Vanessa? Don't worry i am not giving them what they want I have a plan and trust me they are going to be pissed!

''Gabby is a living organism who lives on planet earth so yes she does live with me because she lives on the same planet as me. Donald Trump also lives with me along with Shawn Mendes'' I  say smiling cheekily at my response while they all just stare at me clearly not satisfied with my answer. Well if they have a problem with my answer they can put in my suggestion box and to get to the suggestion box you take a left turn on who gives a crap street and then keep going till you fall off a cliff and fall right into hell.

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