Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)
Welcome to our pity party.
They may call you crazy but, hey the best people are.
Don't Fall in love cause you might get stuck on the carousel.
Don't get your cotton candy heart stolen by alphabet boy.
He may throw it in the coin slot.
You'll be stuck on that ride they called love forever!!
Your laughing, your crying, you feel like your dying
Mr porcupine is being rude and gingerbread man isn't helping
Maybe its a cruel joke on you, what ever.
Well theres way more cake for you.......
If chloe tries to get in the way pacify her ass.
When you feel insecure take some advice from Mrs. Potatoes head.
She'll fix you up.......