I Do Bite

I Do Bite

11.9K Reads 699 Votes 9 Part Story
Caitlyn Morgan By red_homestuck_101 Updated May 04

( vampire  Dave Strider an Dirk Strider 
Non vamp John Egbert and Jake English )

John works a night time shift at a local hospital. Him and his cousin  live in a 3 bedroom  apartment together. 

What happens  when Jake a local  gun range owner beloved cousin  doesn't  come home? 

Man Night jobs suck but not as bad as what is lurking in the dark.

AleeaDavis AleeaDavis 2 days ago
If I could remember all my favorite songs, and this one, I would never shut up when I'm in the shower...
AleeaDavis AleeaDavis 2 days ago
How do you check under your closet? Also, the monsters in the the dark, under your bed and in the closet are actually in your head...
NO THATS A BAD IDEA DONT OPEN THE WINDOW THATS NEVER A GOOD IDEA OPENING THE WINDOW IS SOMETHING A WHITE PERSON IN A HORROR MOVIE WOULD DO SO DONT DO IT
amilearose amilearose Mar 31
I feel so mean now cause I laughed so hard when he said that
I've replayed the song like three or four times already XD I love it
First off dave you pervert in the shower really?
                              
                              Second jake you are the best cousin any one can ask for but you got a gun for a 10 YEAR OLD REALLY JAKE! 
                              
                              And last but not least im trying not to laugh at that fact that jake just came in ready to shoot a motherfucker