I Do Bite

I Do Bite

13K Reads 740 Votes 10 Part Story
Caitlyn Morgan By red_homestuck_101 Updated Sep 28

( vampire  Dave Strider an Dirk Strider 
Non vamp John Egbert and Jake English )

John works a night time shift at a local hospital. Him and his cousin  live in a 3 bedroom  apartment together. 

What happens  when Jake a local  gun range owner beloved cousin  doesn't  come home? 

Man Night jobs suck but not as bad as what is lurking in the dark.

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AleeaDavis AleeaDavis Aug 18
If I could remember all my favorite songs, and this one, I would never shut up when I'm in the shower...
AleeaDavis AleeaDavis Aug 18
How do you check under your closet? Also, the monsters in the the dark, under your bed and in the closet are actually in your head...
NO THATS A BAD IDEA DONT OPEN THE WINDOW THATS NEVER A GOOD IDEA OPENING THE WINDOW IS SOMETHING A WHITE PERSON IN A HORROR MOVIE WOULD DO SO DONT DO IT
amilearose amilearose Mar 31
I feel so mean now cause I laughed so hard when he said that
I've replayed the song like three or four times already XD I love it
First off dave you pervert in the shower really?
                              
                              Second jake you are the best cousin any one can ask for but you got a gun for a 10 YEAR OLD REALLY JAKE! 
                              
                              And last but not least im trying not to laugh at that fact that jake just came in ready to shoot a motherfucker