"This isn't right." I whimpered as his sinful hands drove me closer and closer to my orgasm. He smirked, looking up at me, his eyes full of lust.
"You know you were always daddys favorite, right?"
Ehhhhhhh ai he wants that ass!!!!
Kleenex tissues, plastic gloves and trash can ?....check! Wait!! What?!
Are these normal father son conversations, if so, DAD WE NEED TO TALK
Hell is actually pretty nice, just have to get past the stench of burning flesh and you'll be fine
Where's my holy water, CAN I BORROW SOME HOLY WATER? I'M ALL OUT!
I didn't know I was a dad married to a crazy bítch I didn't even know I was a man