“The chances of me punching you in the non-existent nuts are too high, Core.”
“But so are the chances of you falling for me. So who cares, Suarez?”
Bilingual cursing, never-ending pranks, a Latina sass master, a heartbreaker and a heart-wrenching high school play—there is a 100% chance that Celeste Suarez will have an absolutely, positively, completely crazy senior year.
What is that theatre saying, again?
Break a leg.
(Celeste literally will, though.)