A Different Kind Of Adopted (Brendon Urie)
As they read the title, they thought, 'hmm... Interesting...' They clicked on the description, and...
They are met with a surprise.
"Hello!" says the author.
"I see you have found my book! This is quite an interesting book, if I do say so myself. If you didn't read the title, I should probably explain this."
The author continues to ramble.
"By clicking the 'read' button, you just got adopted by Brendon Urie himself!"
The author continues to explain herself.
"Enjoy!" she says, and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
'Maybe I should read this,' the reader thinks to themself.