I'm Not Yours, Mr Ex Best Friend
Highest rank #13 in Humor 9.10.16
"What the hell?" I exclaimed.
"I'm sorry. I didn't see you there." He apologized.
"I'm sorry too! I thought everybody had two eyes which they were oh-so-graciously given by God to see." I said with sarcasm dripping out of every word.
He looked at me weirdly like I was talking gibberish. But there was also a slight hint of amusement in his eyes.
"Oh yeah? I didn't know that. I thought very few people had eyes...." He said, faltering towards the end, obviously realizing that he was making no sense at all.
I gave him a look as if asking 'Seriously?' Clearly, sarcasm wasn't in his nature.
He glared at me. "You turned out of the line unexpectedly. I am not an astrologer that I will know when 'Your Highness' is going to step out of the line."
He did not just say that.
I glared at him, not really in control of my actions, picked up a glass of orange juice from some stranger and threw it on him.
"Your Highness got angry. Nobody angers 'Your Highness'."
P.s If you have miraculously stumbled upon this book, then please give it a chance!
The gorgeous cover by @whayever