You're Not Half Bad For A (Fucking) Human On...
(Only people who reads the main book "You're not half bad for a human (swapfell sans x reader)" can understand this xD so please go and read that before you come and read this.)
You are a gitl with a normal and boring life... You worked at a convinient store just a few blocks away from your AMAZING LOW-CLASS HOUSE!
You were a rather a -_- expression and you likey da coffee!!!
Anyway, 3-4 years ago, when the barrier was kicked like KAPUSH!! CHARActer free de monsteru
The monsters were sacary annoying shitus!!!, but they never bite someone's face off xD But hooman were harrassing da munterus cuz they r evil but u ish not care because you ish a badash bishu!!!
Then one day, you met the brashittu anoyying hateeed raspberry and wa pow!! BOOM
"Hooman ARE FUCKUDO SHITUS!!"
"Now now Lorde-lurd, we need to met human as gud monsteru rayt?"
BUTT HOOMAN R SHITUS FIDUCUATUS!!!"
Let's do this shat.