Sex in the air
Hi I'm glad you have succumbed to the temptations. I welcome you to my world of sex where it's all about sex. Please if you can't manage this level of intensity then go watch some guy banging some girl who moans spuriously (porn). Haha I know you going to anyway. Can't blame you. This is way better than watching porn.
Okay I'm kidding. Whatever works for you😯.
Now this book is for the lonely, single, horny, inexperienced... You name it. I know you are out there😑. You are absolutely obsessed with sex but don't indulge in such act. Now I won't judge. I'd be a hypocrite considering I am counted in that number. Yes I'm guilty I admit.
So silly me having all these thoughts and actually decided to put them down in words since I most definitely won't act out my fantasies😷 This is me being kind enough to share with my fellow celibates (not for long)😉 and hormone raging wattpadders of wattdom. It's so not surprising that I'm among both😎. Haha where did that come from?😕 wattdom??? Silly me eh?
You should thank me though😏. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME NOW!!!😠 You know am just kidding right?😀 Speaking of thank you, I should thank YOU! Yes you there reading this right now but that's after I thank those who read this awesome description before you😜. Thank you so much for the reads and the votes of course. You make me proud and happy to be obsess with sex. Haha am so awful, jeez. However, on a serious note, just a year and almost two months and my little book is like 2k reads. Somebody call 911 cause I think I'm gonna drown in my tears. Really I've cried me a small river already. Yea some centimetres long. What? I can still drown. I should call it river joy. Get it? Tears of joy, river joy? Yea I know, so not funny but that's the point. Still stupid right? Ya I know 😯.
So I was thinking and I've decided that I'm gonna take requests. All you need to do is PM me and I'll take it from there. So hit me