Forget the story. The story sucked, honestly. Instead, let's look at what happens behind the scenes...
When the chapter name is vodka, I instantly think of Russia from Hetalia.
nooo a douche bag is a bag a um... a bag of like water a woman uses to clean out her ......
i did what u did with the dots
But it's almost as bad, i guess (no way I'm gonna say on here o_O)
@Star_catcher37 isn't it the stuff that comes out of a man's ..... When he's having ... Or ............
I put dots where the slightly more 'rude' (apparently) words go
And I can't do any accents -__-
And do you know the LITERAL definition of it? It's worse.. :\
@Star_catcher37 I know what douche mean. They don't cos they're all idiots lol
And the vodka is cos I can do a pretty good Russian accent... One that would probably get me kicked out of the country.
In Soviet Russia, the country get kicked out of you!! Lol