Gringo Bandito [The Offspring]
When twenty-five year old Jade goes out late one night drinking, her "friend" roommate leaves early and she's left alone. She leaves the bar around two, hailing a cab and giving directions. Yet, the cab takes her somewhere else; a dark shadowy alleyway littered with trash. A man appears, hitting her over the head with something and knocking her out. She wakes up in a dark apartment, a different man holding a gun to her head and her mouth gagged. Who will be able to get her out, if not only the trap, but also her hellish life?
Perhaps a perfect stranger, the one and only Dexter Holland can.
•3001 words. Includes cursing. Mostly fluff.•
(also, the title probably has you wondering. it's the name of his hot sauce brand. i just wouldn't question it anymore)
also i now realize I used the name 'jade' as one of the characters in my sherlock fanfic. just to clear it up, they are not connected in any way.