Even a cat in disguise can't resist catnip
Warning: Mature content
Blank voice, hard to tell how I'm feeling when people hear my voice over the phone
How did you kn- I mean... uh... where did this corpse come from? *awkward chuckle* Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm... Bye.
Ill stab you with my 'katana'....but wait its actualy a 'longsword'
Just finished the yang book and i gotta say the writing's gotten reaaaaaly good
*falls through ceiling in clone armour *
People be looinfg at me while I'm on my phone and saying "What are you reading?" And I'm reading smut or something embarrassing and I just say "Words."