"excuse me, but can i sit on your lap?"
I cracked up when I read "hard poking his ass" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol you said so you automatically thought of the jibooty, like it's obviously where the brain would go in that situation lol. Awesome
EXCUSE MEEEE lmao now i hear that and im crying
You can ride my sick too if you want but that's not your choice