Writing Is Wrong!
Let's be honest, writing is a complete and utter waste of time, right? Here, a leading, ahem, psychologist, genre by genre, identifies the malaise at the centre of a Wattpad writer's existence and offers, ahem, sensible guidance on alternative activities to take them away, once and for all, from this most hideous of pastimes. The result? Stay the course and you will instantly become a more agreeable member of the human race and one other people may be prepared to display affection towards on infrequent occasions.
***Please note, just a joke, nothing more and, quite possibly, significantly less.***