Billdip (Assassin AU)

Billdip (Assassin AU)

28K Reads 1.6K Votes 30 Part Story
NicoleR0429 By NicoleR0429 Completed

Dipper and Mabel haven't had what you would call a normal childhood. Instead of playing at the  playground, they fought and learned how to use a No. 7 M21 sniper at the age of ten. Born and raised cold blooded assassins. By seventeen they were practically pros, no job was too hard for the Pines twins. But when a mission of their's has to end the life of Bill Cipher, teen idol, and of course son of the all dominating CEO Carswell Cipher, things get a bit tricky. A job like this was sure to be a success, but little did they know that their whole lives were going to change.

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BringOnTheBigBooks BringOnTheBigBooks Aug 21, 2017
Don't get distracted? Simple task...
                              
                              *bill walks in*
                              
                              What was I saying? 
                              Doesn't matter
                              I'm gonna go flirt with that handsome devil over there
" He can do everything he wants. "
                              hell yes Dipper, I can just imagine what he will do to you then
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              totally kid friendly :D
Svidau Svidau Jan 31
Whenever I think of assasins I immediately think of that movie the professional. Just remember pine tree, no women no children.
damn rich people XD
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              bbbaaaaaasssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrdddddddddssssss
Enasni_Ohcysp Enasni_Ohcysp Oct 11, 2017
This "Carswell Cipher" and I are are very different and very alike. We are both jackasses, but he has money.
Lynch2SCARF Lynch2SCARF Dec 17, 2017
I can envision Bill doing an overly sassy hairflip using his head when I was reading this.