APPLEBOTTOM Magic [Completed]
Applebottom Magic- *Sample only- Available at AMAZON
A slapstick naughty paranormal romance.
For Apple, a horrid family vacation turns into the ride of a lifetime. Finding out that she descends from a long line of witches, Apple pulls up her big girl panties and dives into getting to know her grandmother and aunts.
But Apple's life is turned upside down when her 'soulmate' shows up on their doorstep looking like the centerfold for latest fireman's calendar. And trying to arrest her grandmother.
Join Apple as she and her new friends meet three hot heroes, a missing sister, a 121-year old virgin, the find a missing family wand, uncover an ancient prophecy and discover that COW can stand for a whole lot more than a hamburger.
Of course, there is a whole mess of steamy lovin' you don't want to miss wrapped up in some Applebottom Magic!
***Warning: Lots of sarcasm, naughty bits, and inappropriate humor.
Some mature scenes, please read with caution.
**This story was first introduced in a writing contest and had to meet certain parameters. It is meant to be quirky, light-hearted and hilarious. If you are looking for something deep and meaningful, it may not be for you.