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Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

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Jesus Your Savior By J3susChr1st Updated 12 hours ago

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction.
  
    I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style.
  
 
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CeciliaAndSaerin CeciliaAndSaerin 5 days ago
Heh.... I'm an innocent fangirl who's just wants Viktor and Yuri to get married!... 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Heh
IamDapplepelt IamDapplepelt 6 days ago
Y is Jesus white
                              
                              He was born in the middle east for goodness sakes
Well if this is true then I'm with out a doubt going to hell
inenna inenna Apr 14
... Short story, all of us yaoi fan girls are going to hell along with the other fan girls who read lemon. Bravo to us.
But that isn't the real Christ self.....
                              
                              Isn't that some form of Idol worship or something??????
                              I suggest reading at a Bible everyday than staring at a photo......
Mental_Bug Mental_Bug Mar 28
Oh my god I'm going to die from laughter and then go to hell, because I'm a "demon fangirl" from the "satanic region" fandom