Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

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Jesus Your Savior By J3susChr1st Updated 3 days ago

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction.

  I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style.


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Andly123 Andly123 Nov 11
WELL BAI!
                              * dials 666 *
                              
                              Oh hello, I would like to make a room reservation for Satan's favorite child :D
Haha you can't it's a sad black hole of meme,smut,fluff,and edits
funchlinee funchlinee 4 days ago
you know what being in a satanic religion is? being in an actual satanic religion. fanfiction is by no means a religion.
im crying this is the greatest thing ive stumbled upon on wattpad
Well hey, I've heard there's a lovely rainbow rave party down there, so I don't know about all you guys, but I can't wait
*dials 666*
                              
                              Me: "yes hello this is Brianna calling to make a reservation for the penthouse of hELL"