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Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

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Jesus Your Savior By J3susChr1st Updated 8 hours ago

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction.
    
      I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style.
    
   
    (496in Fan Fiction)

Heh.... I'm an innocent fangirl who's just wants Viktor and Yuri to get married!... 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Heh
Y is Jesus white
                              
                              He was born in the middle east for goodness sakes
nazu_5sos nazu_5sos Apr 27
Lol this True You're worshipping to god already unfollow this direct but it's not my thing do'nt want judge you !!" :3
inenna inenna Apr 14
... Short story, all of us yaoi fan girls are going to hell along with the other fan girls who read lemon. Bravo to us.
Lmao when you're actually jesus and you search for pictures of yourself at 10:30pm bc same 😂