Being upside down is not good, being on an angry male's shoulder upside down is not good, being on an angry male's shoulder upside down while wet is not good, being on an angry male's shoulder upside down, wet and naked is sure as hell not good.
I shrieked, pounded and kicked but he held me tightly around the legs, ignoring the pounds on his back, that jerk didn't even flinch. "Let go of me! Which sane person carries a naked woman on their shoulder?" I shouted out at him as I tried to raise my head as much as I could, my hands holding myself up by his back.
"Did I leave? No! I stayed in your stupid territory! What more do you want?!" He put me down on my feet and I hid myself behind my hands, which was pointless because he already saw much more. "I want you to do as I say, that's what I want you to do."