Things horse freaks understand

Things horse freaks understand

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That_Horse_Freak By That_Horse_Freak Updated 2 days ago

You don't have to be a pro rider to understand horses and things they do. 
    
So in this book I'll list things that pop into my head about all things both horses and humans do that other humans would just  laugh at us or just call us plan old stupid.
         From small things like staying in the saddle to literally playing hide and seek with your horse,(I don't know why I said hide and seek but yeah it popped into my horse crazy head).
          Without horses horse freaks life's would probably be very sad and boring,cause we live like horses,all we talk about is horses,everything is horses to us (most of the time). So we would probably not exist without horses.So next time you see a horse give him or her a hug and say "you keep me sane thank you,your the reason I smile every morning when I wake up,I love you!" I promise I'll will do this. 

      So without further ado here is :  my horse crazy book.

       Enjoy!!

Omg! I HATE HATE HATE. HATE! When people say horse back is easy like? Do u even ride? Ok once? What walking? On a lead? At a carnival on a push button pony ride pony? Lol yep
Lol This sounds so much like my horse she's all like
                              
                              Horse: FAST FAST GO
                              Me: SLOW SLOW NO NO
                              Horse:......................IT IS A RACE. I HOPE I WIN.
                              Me: ITS NOT A RACE
                              Horse: YES IT IS I HOPE I WIN
Oh wow she sounds bad and I would not let her get away with hitting the horses
Just realized that this has over 300 reads 😐😐😐😂😂😂 dear god I never thought this book would get this far