"They landed with a thud at the bottom of the slide, both surrounded by Phil's nuts"
Dan and Phil visit the park where they first met.
JESUS CHRIST AUTHOR, YOU NEED HOLY WATER OML DIL IS TOO INNOCENT TO SWIM IN CUM IM SORRY
YOGURT WHY I WILL NEVER EAT YOGURT AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF THIS WTF IS GOING ON
@phan_smut im going to buy you a church. And in that church, you will pray your ass off because THIS is 10x more sinful than normal smut
IM LIKE WITH MY DAD'S BOSS AND IDK IF THEY CAN SEE MY PHONE SCREEN
what the actual fu ck im reading this in front of my parents and they asked why im laughing jesus christ ive been contaminated