I decided to make some one shots of some Tom x Tord smut.
Whenever you are reading this with your closest friend and this happens, you two haven't talked sense.
I just keep imagining like Edd and Matt waking up to that noise and Matt's just terrified like the smol bean he is and Edd's just kinda scared while hugging Matt saying "it's okay Matt it'll be over soon"
THERE WAS 2 LITTLE MONKEYS IN THE BED AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID ROLL OVER ROLL OVER AND THEY ALL ROLLED OVER AND ONE FELL OUT AND THERE WAS 1 IN THE BED AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID ALL TO MYSELF
I just imagine animal planet but with a sassy black woman as the narrator.
Look at that spider! That spider in my house imma shoot it! Now look at that spider! Now that's a big ass spider!
HA I WAS WAITING AND HOPING THAT MATILDA AND ELL WOULD WALK BACK IN!
Oh God that just reminded me of Sugilite from Steven Universe saying "You like that little man?". What makes it worse is that it's Nikki Minaj who voices Sugilite...