Warm Bites

Warm Bites

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Pet My Pancakes By TheEvilOmen Updated Mar 14

RWBY vampires x reader. . . Nuff said.





Make things clear: I DON'T OWN RWBY!

DALEKS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
                              
                              Daleks: YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED
                              
                              *Cybermen comes in*
                              
                              Cyberman: DALEKS MUST BE DELETED FOR HUMANITY'S UPGRADE
                              
                              Me: Oh god...
*gets table and puts jelly babies, liquorice and fish fingers and custard* 
                              
                              Eat up, then
RoyNassr RoyNassr Jul 17
Survivalist: wooden stakes check garlic.... Where's the garlic?!?
                              Me: oh we needed that?
                              Survivalist: YES wait is that garlic bread?
                              Me: im sorry I WAS HUNGRY
                              Survivalist: WHAT THE HELL MAN
                              Me: OI HUNGER IS MY PRIORITY
Me: Weeping Angels...
                              
                              Ozpin: Excuse me?
                              
                              Me: WEEPING ANGELS!
                              Don't Blink, blink and you're dead They're fast! Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink!
NoMOnYoFace NoMOnYoFace Jul 23
Nom: batta batta
                              Punces her in the throat mid air and smashes her into a rock
                              Nom: swang batta batta
My OC has gained Vampire blood, within 14 yo to 18 yo. He wasn't born with it but he was born with blood of a female god