Reasons Why I Hate Pete Wentz

Reasons Why I Hate Pete Wentz

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pessimistic whore By overcast-heart Updated 9 hours ago

ok, so the story goes, when i first found out pete wentz bought jellyfish, i didn't believe it. but when i found out he actually did buy them, i was literally so done, that i texted my friend, "This is reason number 56 why I'm 1000% done with Pete Wentz" to which she replied, "What are the other 55 reasons?" and i took it upon myself to go through many videos, interviews, and general knowledge of pete wentz, and spent almost 3 hours finding 55 reasons why i'm completely and utterly done pete wentz. now, since then, the number has escalated from 56 to 76 and soon to be more. and i thought, "Hey, why not share this with the rest of the world?" and well... here we are now.
disclaimer: i don't actually hate pete wentz, it's just that "1000% done with" was too long...

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Dirntbag05 Dirntbag05 Oct 27
Wait so like you're done with him as in a joke or you literally are just done like no stop you just need to stop. Like as In he flaunts around that he has money Bc like he doesn't he's actually really good about that and he's a really down to earth dude (my dad met him)
dari_lightood dari_lightood Sep 13, 2016
And that everybody is how a meme is born
                              *pete wentz screaming in the distance*
totally-not-satanic totally-not-satanic Nov 11, 2016
Okay
                              Octopus is fine
                              Squid is fine
                              (I really like both DONT judge)
                              But
                              Jellyfish?!