Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

80.3K Reads 6.3K Votes 22 Part Story
Rowena RavenBlah By AMLKoski Completed

Meet Sasha Wimbleton.
Your perfectly average twenty-four year old girl. 
Who was, quite unfortunately, kidnapped by a werewolf.
Not just any werewolf! She was kidnapped by Damien Black, the ALPHA of the Blood Moon pack!
Now Sasha has been thrust (heh, thrust) into the spot light as 'enemies' try and use her to gain advantage over the 'strongest Alpha in North America'. 
Not JUST enemies, Sasha must deal with a pack of shirtless (deliciously) muscular men, a possessive Alpha, and a crush she has developed on his hunky, hunky Beta.

Follow Sasha's journey into sheer insanity as she tries to cope with (nearly) every cliche that comes her way from the werewolf genre.

Cheers, here's to a slow slip into insanity. I'm sorry, Sasha.

(Absolutely riddled with spelling errors. Fair warning. I wrote this in like a week.)

  • alphamate
  • cliched
  • cliches
  • confusion
  • damien
  • damienblack
  • helpher
  • hot
  • humor
  • hunkybeta
  • hysterical
  • insanity
  • kidnapping
  • muscular
  • shirtlessmen
  • shutupitsart
  • stopthecliches
  • werewolf
  • whydidyoudothistome
  • wtfisgoingon
nanomiwhtrdoes nanomiwhtrdoes Jul 10, 2017
All the three guys are body goals but face goal........I'm not to sure about it 
                              But it's fine cause there body be looking all kinds of things (aka food)
DaMilkChocolate DaMilkChocolate Aug 21, 2017
CAN I GET AN AMEN? CAN I GET A HALLEJUAH? CAN I GET A HUI-YA? Wait, what...
doughnutunicornzzz doughnutunicornzzz Oct 29, 2017
Ok there is a lot of hot boys in this book and I feel so sad that I'm ugly
Shants2002 Shants2002 May 28, 2017
Omg ❤️❤️🔥🔥😫😫😫😫💯💯💯💯👅👅👅👅👅👅💯💯💯💯💍💍💍💍😘😘😘🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️
1PicturesqueUmbrella 1PicturesqueUmbrella Aug 15, 2017
Everybody has this in their reading list, so I decided to give it a shot. Is it satire?
DaMilkChocolate DaMilkChocolate Aug 21, 2017
I read this and yelled "SAVAGERY!!!" and did a really weird dance...what is wrong with me? *cough* everything *cough* *cough*