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Kill Me Now (Modern Cliches, #1)

Kill Me Now (Modern Cliches, #1)

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Rowena RavenBlah By AMLKoski Completed

Book One of the Modern Cliches series


Hi, my name is Sasha Elaine Wimbleton.

I am your perfectly average twenty four year girl. The only thing I am slight above average for is the cynical and snark categories but I had an average childhood, an average school experience, average friends, marks, parents, and life.

So in a life full of averages I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or count for the fact I was kidnapped by a self professed werewolf who claimed I was his undeniable, true love, one of a kind, soul mate.

I'm sorry but I'm really not into that whole Stockholm Syndrome thing...

This isn't mentioning his pack is in this long standing feud with his younger brother, Fergus,  who wants him dead because of a reason he wouldn't tell me. I only met him a few times where he and Damien snapped and snarled at each other and exchanged threats. In which I was either being manhandled by Damien or with his Beta, Vince LeStat, a.k.a. the future father of my children.

Stuck in a pack of testosterone filled fucking werewolves and being unable to actually make a move on the guy I dig because the guy who is obsessed with me has declared he will kill any man that touches me. All I can say is:

Fucking kill me now.

  • alphamate
  • cliched
  • cliches
  • confusion
  • damien
  • damienblack
  • helpher
  • hot
  • humor
  • hunkybeta
  • hysterical
  • insanity
  • kidnapping
  • muscular
  • shirtlessmen
  • shutupitsart
  • stopthecliches
  • werewolf
  • whydidyoudothistome
  • wtfisgoingon
nanomiwhtrdoes nanomiwhtrdoes Jul 10, 2017
All the three guys are body goals but face goal........I'm not to sure about it 
                              But it's fine cause there body be looking all kinds of things (aka food)
DaMilkChocolate DaMilkChocolate Aug 21, 2017
doughnutunicornzzz doughnutunicornzzz Oct 29, 2017
Ok there is a lot of hot boys in this book and I feel so sad that I'm ugly
1PicturesqueUmbrella 1PicturesqueUmbrella Aug 15, 2017
Everybody has this in their reading list, so I decided to give it a shot. Is it satire?
DaMilkChocolate DaMilkChocolate Aug 21, 2017
I read this and yelled "SAVAGERY!!!" and did a really weird dance...what is wrong with me? *cough* everything *cough* *cough*
Bruh this author is the first author of a warewolf category book I’ve read  that made the main character awesome 👏🏻