Mr & Mrs Wrong 🐊
Complete: @ 2016...editing...
I was getting out of this fucking marriage with an Oscar the size of the Grand Canyon. I saw myself stumbling along a red carpet, weighed down by a colossal golden statue. I didn't care about the stupid celebrities I knocked out of the way. I was coming through, alive.
Meet Helen, the walking disaster zone, who's just made the biggest mistake of her life. She married a lunatic. If you're into flawed, gritty and real characters, you might like this humor/chicklit. Anyway, her new husband's a nightmare, who has everyone fooled into believing he's great ( Know anyone like that?). Mr. Charming convinces everyone it's Helen who is the mad bad wife. But, she's no pushover, and discovers his dirty little secret. One he'll do anything to keep. Helen has a secret of her own in a handsome polo player. Sometimes we all need a leg up, even if it is onto the back of a horse.
Is the light at the end of the tunnel a speeding train? You bet your arse it is! But, occasionally the real prince charming pulls you out of the way.
Warning; Contains Jelly fish and some swear words , well you'd swear, if you were married to a mental case. Unedited but I'm getting there sorta.