in which calum likes to buy glow in the dark condoms so his dick looks like a light saber and luke is an cute boy who works at a pharmacy as a summer job.
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I literally burst out laughing when I read the title and description
lowkey an american who gets in trouble bc she calls her teachers 'mate' goddamn i read too much fan fic
My light saber ( a kid toy ) started glowing and it scared the fûck out of me because I walked passed it and I forgot it was motion activated so yeah it's great by the way