glow in the dick ; cake

glow in the dick ; cake

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adrianna™ By guiItyprincess Updated Apr 22

in which calum likes to buy glow in the dark condoms so his dick looks like a light saber and luke is an cute boy who works at a pharmacy as a summer job.

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lilcIifford lilcIifford Oct 19
lowkey an american who gets in trouble bc she calls her teachers 'mate' goddamn i read too much fan fic
goddamn my mom is a single mother of two kids and we struggle
percy_5sos percy_5sos Nov 25
My light saber ( a kid toy ) started glowing and it scared the fûck out of me because I walked passed it and I forgot it was motion activated so yeah it's great by the way