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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'

100 Ways to be a 'Douche'

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LadyPerditus By LadyPerditus Completed

Way number 11.) Leave a note in someone's locker that says 'I killed your Daddy.' Number 12.) Repeat number 11.
With this new How-To book you can learn to be hated by everyone you know! (D-Bag Co. is not responsible for any death threats you may receive while under the instruction of this book.)

Ella_Official Ella_Official Apr 30, 2013
Dear god, Before I even started reading this i was already doing 19 :P
SakTheNun SakTheNun Apr 10, 2013
When you said #5...I imagined fRed.  I don't know why.  But his screams...*shudders*.
JayzPF JayzPF Aug 23, 2012
@VoodooDollie Hehe anytime. Some of these ideas are very creative, by the way, although I'm not sure people would actually do some...
LadyPerditus LadyPerditus Aug 17, 2012
@JayzPF My apologies! Fixed now, thanks for pointing that out.
KadgeY KadgeY Mar 22, 2011
18!! XD
                              You know how YOU get that feeling someones watching you.. 0_0 I am.
KadgeY KadgeY Mar 22, 2011
                              This is so funny. 
                              I love it. <3
                              My fave is 6) cause I play a lot of video games... XD
                              and LOL to 8)!! Oh who am I kidding? THERE ALL FUNNY!