Slight Pressure

Slight Pressure

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Pussy Jockeys By PussyJockeys Updated Jul 09

[Featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine!]

Have you ever heard that phrase 'Living the Life of Riley?' It's a reference to a life that's carefree and easy. People assume my life is like that. Friends, college, hot boyfriend, the world on a silver platter. 

What a load of crap.

My friends are questionable, college is a drag and my hot boyfriend? Turns out he's a cheating son-of-a-bitch who has left God knows what in my C U Next Tuesday. These are the things I'm contemplating as I stress out in the crowded waiting room of the campus walk-in clinic.

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  • comedy
  • doctor
  • fanfic
  • fanfiction
  • funny
  • gynecologist
  • harry
  • harrystyles
  • louis
  • louistomlinson
  • mature
  • onedirection
  • realpersonfic
  • riley
  • romance
  • romcom
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Become a charted accountant they make a crap load of money. Trust me my hubby is one.
swxrly swxrly Jul 07
fuckkdks remember when he liked that girl's explicit tweet then covered it up by liking pictures of kitten 😭
Or maybe a lawyer almost time for my bar test and it's actually quite exciting not soulless
swxrly swxrly Jul 07
yeah otherwise people will just think you're too dumb to get into other majors 😞
Mcostell0 Mcostell0 Oct 27, 2016
This is a better version of that game 'A ship docked in the harbour carrying...'
kiwi_littlespoon kiwi_littlespoon Aug 17, 2016
This kills me 😂😂 I spend my life doing this and now I know what women see when they look down 😂😂