Words: 10k. Prince Alan Ashby has screwed up again. He had one task, to deliver some gold and jewels to his father. Simple enough, sure, until outlaw Austin Carlile decides to rob him.
People think it's creepy because there's a child at 10 years of age who's ignorant about everything, then a teen who isn't
this reminds me of that vine by Charlie Classic where he handcuffs himself to another guy and he's like
"You ever made love to a man..? WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME BITÇH."
ITS TIME TO TAKE YOU HOME
IT FEELS SO EARLY BUT I PROMISE THAT I'LL BRING YOU TO YOUR DOOR
HE IS FÜCKING ROBIN HOOD, OFC HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?!?!
ALAN I STG IF YOU GO IN THERE TO CONFRONT HIM I WILL PUNCH YOU
Okay but dick is a nickname for Richard so I'm just thinking King Dick