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Reality Check (Levi x Eren)

Reality Check (Levi x Eren)

4.6K Reads 211 Votes 5 Part Story
Sinata Takako By EreriForever839 Updated Jun 07, 2016

"Okay, so are you Eren Jaeger?"
"Yes."
"Alright, so tell me about yourself."
"Okay. . . I'm a freshman at Trainees Squad College but I'm transfering here, to Scouting Legion Academy. I work at a radio station with my friends, and I'm not good at much anything else but sound and music and art and things like that."
"Any family issues I should know about?"
"Yeah. My parents are both dead, I have a sister who's two years older than me so I don't go to foster care. I have no mentality issues."
"One more thing, what are you shooting for in this Academy?"
"I'm hoping to be a sound producer, so I work on sound sets with my team."
"Last thing. . . . .what's your sexuality?"
"Excuse me?"
"I don't say this to be offensive but I just need to know."
" . . . .Heterosexual, sir."
"Okay, that's all, by the way, I am a lady, not a sir."
"Sorry, Ms. Takako."
"It's fine, your dorm number is #845."
"Thank you."
"You're very welcome."
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"Please have a seat, Mr. Ackerman."
"Levi is fine."
"Alright, Levi. So, you've been here since you were a freshman, how would you react to having a roommate?"
"Who set you up for this, Hanji?"
"Calm down, Levi, I am simply stating the facts. You refused to have a roommate last semester and I vouched for you. But this time, it is required that you have a roommate."
"Alright, but what else did you call me here for?"
"Your interview."
"I've done this already, can we just skip it?"
"Sorry, no can do, just start with the question called 'tell me about youself?'"
"I work at the Wings of Freedom library, I'm here for a degree in writing. My parents are dead, I have no family. No mentality issues. Been here already. And I'm heterosexual. Better? Can I go now?"
"You are dismissed, Mr. Ackerman. May I say that your roommate may surprise you, I've met him and he seems promising."
"Tch, we'll see about that, good day, Ms. Takako."

There worth it tho *listens to music with cat ear headphones*
Tourment7 Tourment7 Sep 12, 2016
I need this shirt and the same copy of it ( just in different colors) to last me my whole life
Dris800 Dris800 Feb 01
The treeeeeeee lolzzz her love is dedicated to it lmao🤣😂
Tourment7 Tourment7 Sep 12, 2016
YYYYY.  Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾
No_Name2484 No_Name2484 Dec 14, 2016
fact: swag is an acronym created by a group of gay men in the 60's which mean "secretly we are gay"
ANIME_cat21 ANIME_cat21 Oct 01, 2016
Who bro......I didn't know dis book had puns slow down....
                              
                              Your killing me haha haha haha haha haha haha lol