Coffee? (Phan // AU)

Coffee? (Phan // AU)

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Inactive By ifrantafan Completed

Dan: Coffee?
Phil: No.

rebeccamustdie rebeccamustdie Aug 21, 2016
Roses are red 
                              Thorns are prickly 
                              I think we can all agree 
                              That escalated quickly!
AmazingToastIsOnFire AmazingToastIsOnFire Sep 03, 2016
Dan and Phil are gay
                              Cactuses are prickly
                              Can I just say
                              That escalated quickly
KittyVsReading KittyVsReading Aug 16, 2016
He doesn't like coffee 
                              
                              Everyone's over here calling him rude and savage and I'm just like 
                              He doesn't like coffee so of course he's gonna say no
RainbowDream87 RainbowDream87 Aug 22, 2016
Roses are red
                              Thorns are prickly
                              I have to say 
                              This escalated quickly
fuckoffemma fuckoffemma Oct 27, 2016
GUYS! The only reason Phil doesnt want coffee from dna is because the last time dan made him coffee a vig clump os spoiled milk came out of the jug (or something else... if you know what i mean you dirty minded people)