"This contract is just for two years. Your only job is to pretend that you are my wife. Marry me then I'll pay you or refuse then I'll kill you. Make your choice,wifey" -Kaizer Roswell
WARNING: lots of swears, weird jokes, crazy people and RATED 13+
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NAPAKADAMING ERRORS PROMISE!!!!