41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 30, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

- - Jul 04
Jamie, Dawn. I can explain! I was looking for ways to kill you!
I'm actually terrified of bananas now.  You guys could kill me with number 39. I'm also allergic to bananas so.....
That's why I make sure my bananas are not from Brazil. They're from Wal⭐Mart
Wait until the banana is VERY over ripe. Stuff it down their shirt while they sleep. Open the windows. Let the friut flies do the rest.
im_turnip im_turnip Jan 08
another way: Impale them alive like how Vlad the impaler did but with a banana instead of a woodenstake. impaled by going through the as$ and out of the mouth without killing them and then left to die in the hot sun by dehydration.
midnightreed midnightreed Apr 08, 2014
THIS IS AWESOME! :D
                              You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3