41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 30, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

tbh, this really helped
                              I think I should kill someone with a banana
                              
                              jk
My tombstone: "died by laughing so hard at a banana with a face" then followed by "LOL GET REKT" xD
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I did this once to my bfs and my ex and the banana exploded XD
MissCronusAmpora MissCronusAmpora 3 days ago
The Iron maiden. With a banana on one of its spikes. Close door. *Slides finger across throat*
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