41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 30, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

- - Jul 04, 2016 01:24PM
Jamie, Dawn. I can explain! I was looking for ways to kill you!
I'm actually terrified of bananas now.  You guys could kill me with number 39. I'm also allergic to bananas so.....
crustywriters crustywriters Jul 03, 2016 07:35PM
That's why I make sure my bananas are not from Brazil. They're from Wal⭐Mart
HeliosBright HeliosBright Jun 11, 2016 03:35PM
Wait until the banana is VERY over ripe. Stuff it down their shirt while they sleep. Open the windows. Let the friut flies do the rest.
mtrench604 mtrench604 Jan 08, 2016 07:09PM
another way: Impale them alive like how Vlad the impaler did but with a banana instead of a woodenstake. impaled by going through the as$ and out of the mouth without killing them and then left to die in the hot sun by dehydration.
midnightreed midnightreed Apr 08, 2014 10:56PM
THIS IS AWESOME! :D
                                    You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3