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41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 31, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

  • banana
  • death
  • kill
  • murder
  • peel
  • someone
  • ways
Why am I laughing at this...........? I’m a horrible human being.........oh well
force a bimbo to eat 100 bananas until she becomes fat and she will commit suicide
dang, I might have put stone inside the peeling and stitched it up lmao
OMG THIS IS SO GOOD! I WILL TRY IT ON MY EX FRIEND WHO ACTS LIKE A BICH AROUND ME AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANIONE
midnightreed midnightreed Apr 08, 2014
THIS IS AWESOME! :D
                              You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3
simplecities simplecities Mar 15, 2013
LOL. I have a bunch of bananas..I wonder what kind of damage I could do with it. ~gets my ninja on and banana nunchucks the shit out f my sister~ HELLS YEA