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41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

21.5K Reads 255 Votes 3 Part Story
Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 30, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

- - Jul 04, 2016
Jamie, Dawn. I can explain! I was looking for ways to kill you!
EnthusiasticPlum EnthusiasticPlum Nov 17, 2016
Sacrifices we have to make to rule the world, we'll forever remember your bravery Mr. Banana
dauntlessgirl1213 dauntlessgirl1213 Jul 10, 2016
I'm actually terrified of bananas now.  You guys could kill me with number 39. I'm also allergic to bananas so.....
crustywriters crustywriters Jul 03, 2016
That's why I make sure my bananas are not from Brazil. They're from Wal⭐Mart
HeliosBright HeliosBright Jun 11, 2016
Wait until the banana is VERY over ripe. Stuff it down their shirt while they sleep. Open the windows. Let the friut flies do the rest.
midnightreed midnightreed Apr 08, 2014
THIS IS AWESOME! :D
                              You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3