41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 30, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

mtrench604 mtrench604 Jan 08, 2016 07:09PM
another way: Impale them alive like how Vlad the impaler did but with a banana instead of a woodenstake. impaled by going through the as$ and out of the mouth without killing them and then left to die in the hot sun by dehydration.
WriterMeowMan WriterMeowMan Jul 03, 2015 10:44PM
1:Inject patient Victim with banana Milkshake instead of medicene
                                    2:Tickle Victim to death using banana
                                    3:Bitch slap Victim with banana 1 HIT KO!
                                    That's all the others I can think of, Sorry Man XD
iloveleo21 iloveleo21 Jun 13, 2015 03:42AM
This is how I will take the world mahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:D
midnightreed midnightreed Apr 08, 2014 10:56PM
THIS IS AWESOME! :D
                                    You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3
simplecities simplecities Mar 15, 2013 06:19AM
LOL. I have a bunch of bananas..I wonder what kind of damage I could do with it. ~gets my ninja on and banana nunchucks the shit out f my sister~ HELLS YEA
PastryTrainers PastryTrainers Dec 31, 2012 05:22PM
Hmm... Interesting. (note to self find banana and kill brother with it...)