41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By FaitheFayFaeOndracek Updated May 30, 2012

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

- - Jul 04
Jamie, Dawn. I can explain! I was looking for ways to kill you!
Sacrifices we have to make to rule the world, we'll forever remember your bravery Mr. Banana
I'm actually terrified of bananas now.  You guys could kill me with number 39. I'm also allergic to bananas so.....
That's why I make sure my bananas are not from Brazil. They're from Wal⭐Mart
Wait until the banana is VERY over ripe. Stuff it down their shirt while they sleep. Open the windows. Let the friut flies do the rest.
im_turnip im_turnip Jan 08
another way: Impale them alive like how Vlad the impaler did but with a banana instead of a woodenstake. impaled by going through the as$ and out of the mouth without killing them and then left to die in the hot sun by dehydration.