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Part Timers

Part Timers

6.3K Reads 550 Votes 6 Part Story
Style By StanxKyle Updated Oct 04, 2016

The South Park boys are teenagers now, and they all work part time at a pizzeria. All of them do their jobs horribly, and are constantly getting into trouble:

Cartman is the self-absorbed manager. 

Kyle is the easily angered head chef, and Stan is his level-headed sous chef. 

Butters and Tweek are the paranoid bus/delivery boys.

Craig is the emotionless waiter, Clyde is the crybaby waiter, and Kenny is the perverted waiter who flirts with all the customers.

CRENNY YASS QUINN
                              
                              (When you're small YouTuber trash #Hunty)
wintxrlily wintxrlily 2 days ago
tweekers is so fu.cking cute sghfnshgfsgkfghsfhsgfjhgsmhngfshgfhmgshfghmsgfhsgfkgskfgkajsgfkdsgfhgdsfhkgdskhfgshgfdhvhgfhkgfdkkgfkgdkhgkdgdhfjkhdjkfheuyutuetudyjkfhkjvsbdjfkgdskgfkjsdhjkfcfcngcnbvbvnbvbvhj,vjhgkhggcghxdghzgn
wintxrlily wintxrlily 20 hours ago
THEY CALL YOU CLYDE DONOVAN, CLYDE DONOVAN, BUT YOU DON'T FÜCKING CARE!
Lemme Crenny
                              Pls
                              
                              You want some ship? *flick*
                              Others: Alex, your ship is sunk.
                              Wot? Blowin' holes..?
Bah, diet puts more weight on you with all the artificial flavours and sugars.
wintxrlily wintxrlily 20 hours ago
It's common knowledge that Kyle has a nice ass, he shouldn't punish people for being truthful.