Part Timers

Part Timers

7.2K Reads 575 Votes 6 Part Story
Style By StanxKyle Updated Oct 04, 2016

The South Park boys are teenagers now, and they all work part time at a pizzeria. All of them do their jobs horribly, and are constantly getting into trouble:

Cartman is the self-absorbed manager. 

Kyle is the easily angered head chef, and Stan is his level-headed sous chef. 

Butters and Tweek are the paranoid bus/delivery boys.

Craig is the emotionless waiter, Clyde is the crybaby waiter, and Kenny is the perverted waiter who flirts with all the customers.

_AHROR_ _AHROR_ May 14
CRENNY YASS QUINN
                              
                              (When you're small YouTuber trash #Hunty)
Kittykatty2006 Kittykatty2006 7 days ago
SHUT THE FÜCK UP. -splashes drink on the floor- Your fataśs shouldn't be having soda any-fücking-way.
wintxrlily wintxrlily May 25
tweekers is so fu.cking cute sghfnshgfsgkfghsfhsgfjhgsmhngfshgfhmgshfghmsgfhsgfkgskfgkajsgfkdsgfhgdsfhkgdskhfgshgfdhvhgfhkgfdkkgfkgdkhgkdgdhfjkhdjkfheuyutuetudyjkfhkjvsbdjfkgdskgfkjsdhjkfcfcngcnbvbvnbvbvhj,vjhgkhggcghxdghzgn
wintxrlily wintxrlily May 27
THEY CALL YOU CLYDE DONOVAN, CLYDE DONOVAN, BUT YOU DON'T FÜCKING CARE!
south_eater south_eater Aug 05
Self defence 
                              Self starts with an S
                              Defence starts with a D
                              Sucking starts with an S
                              And dick starts with a D
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Hmmmmm Suspicious -_-
_AHROR_ _AHROR_ May 14
Lemme Crenny
                              Pls
                              
                              You want some ship? *flick*
                              Others: Alex, your ship is sunk.
                              Wot? Blowin' holes..?