Hitman

Hitman

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[Based off the movie Mr. Right if you haven't seen it go watch it best movie ever]


Pete Wentz is a hitman killing people is his job.  Patrick Stump just broke up with his boyfriend.  They meet in a store and Pete can't keep his eyes off Patrick.  Pete doesn't just want to be a hitman he wants to be Patricks man.

_frankiero _frankiero Nov 24
Was it Revolution Radio? American idiot? Insomniac? Warning? 21st century breakdown? Dookie? Kurplunk?
she's nasty huh?
                              and wtf pete you don't just run into a bank like "hey, so I'm bout to steal all your money... my name's Pete Wentz by the way..."
JLALSJSBSV MY BABE JISHWS THE HOTTEST HUMAN BEING IN THE FYCKUNG UNIVERSE *sits.back down in chair* sorry
Both Pete and Patrick are stalkers😉😉😉😉😗😗😗😘😘😘😱😱😱😤😤💍💍
"and Patrick's like no I know more about music..."
                              
                              "joe's like, that's impossible! do you want to start a band?"
                              
                              "and then Patrick's like *shakes head* ehhh yeah sure"
THIS NICKNAME IS LIKE 10X FUNNIER BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON
                              THE OTHER DAY I CALLED JISHWA "JISHY THE SQUISHY FISHY" AND IT IS NOW MY TUMBLR URL.