"Drive the car."
"Wait, who the hell are you?"
"Satan. Now DRIVE!"
Dallon bringing home a stray puppy in his apartment already got him scolded by his landlord. Bringing home a runaway groom from God knows where is something he'd get killed for.
Someone better tell Bren that the emperor's new clothes video wasn't real
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
YES WE CAN
*heavy breathing* whoo! I think I lost the-
AH *running at sonic speed*
@DiddlyDarnDallon read this with me so we can talk about it and be random thanks
*freeze frame* *record scratch* you're probably wondering how I got here
I don't even ship brallon very much but this description was everything I needed in my life