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Eddsworld X Reader: Oneshots {Request: Closed}

Eddsworld X Reader: Oneshots {Request: Closed}

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=__X By PaulIsNotHereWithMe Updated Apr 20

If you're under 6 years old, don't give a fuck. It's just smut m80. Welcome 2 the cringeworthy book of all, Eddsworld LEMONZ. Yes, Harambe is included for this shot, don't care. A lot of Dank Memes and shit are in this, especially triggered warnings, I don't fucking care if you read this, your brain cells can't get enough of this shit exactly.

Hey! Have your parents say to don't go too far with the Internet? FUCK THAT! YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE OF SHIT!!1!1! DID I FUCKING SAID THAT HARAMBE IS IN THIS SHIET?!?! Anyways, have fun being fucked in the ass in a fan-fucking-fiction. If you cry, I still don't fucking care. Did I said Harambe is included in this shit again?!

Tordorito Tordorito Mar 27
I've read better sex scenes written by fan girls than in 50 shades of grey. 50 shades of grey is overrated, man.
You sound like me when I'm writing a lemon.
                              It's just like:
                              'panties' OH GOD-
                              'moans' *aSEXUAL SCREAMING*
AmyDiaz669 AmyDiaz669 Nov 06, 2016
was the electronic device a sex toy, cause i think it was a sex toy
Uniart101 Uniart101 Jan 25
Stop moaning and thank the man for the wonderful peace of paper
This paragraph took me 10 minutes to read because I'm a fuckin' wimp
I swear
                              Everything I read Tord out loud to my friend she falls over laughing