Eddsworld X Reader: Oneshots {Request: Closed}

Eddsworld X Reader: Oneshots {Request: Closed}

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=__X By PaulIsNotHereWithMe Updated Jul 21

If you're under 6 years old, don't give a fuck. It's just smut m80. Welcome 2 the cringeworthy book of all, Eddsworld LEMONZ. Yes, Harambe is included for this shot, don't care. A lot of Dank Memes and shit are in this, especially triggered warnings, I don't fucking care if you read this, your brain cells can't get enough of this shit exactly.

Hey! Have your parents say to don't go too far with the Internet? FUCK THAT! YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE OF SHIT!!1!1! DID I FUCKING SAID THAT HARAMBE IS IN THIS SHIET?!?! Anyways, have fun being fucked in the ass in a fan-fucking-fiction. If you cry, I still don't fucking care. Did I said Harambe is included in this shit again?!

paperchann paperchann Jul 23
My birthday present is probably hentai comics ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
AyiAyi2 AyiAyi2 Jun 16
when the guys heard it
                              TOM:*blush* i-is that edd and Y/N d-doing the t-thing...?
                              TURD i mean TORD: yes yes it is~and i like the sounds..of moans 
                              MATT:(meh i dont know what he will say so...)im so handsome~~
_ReTARDIS _ReTARDIS Jun 19
"Melons."
                              *POLICE SIRENS*
                              *HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
                              [GAVIN SCREAMING]
I kept thinking about how my name would sound in tord's accent and it's fuckin great
🎶How could this happen to me I made my mistake the night goes on as I'm fading away🎶
Hello darkness my old friend I've come to speak with you again