Here is a book all about the glorious, magical, cute, adorable, talented, magnificent, beautiful, Godlike, and sassy, pATRICK MARTIN STUMP.
Featuring the fabulous........(Y/n)!!!!
At least it wasn't Pokemon go that made me run int that door
sEE, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT READ BOOKS!1!1! THE MAKE YOU INTO A BRINJAL!1!1! (Or eggplant..)