Just Plain Old Lazy! (Bara!SansxReader) {LEMON}

Just Plain Old Lazy! (Bara!SansxReader) {LEMON}

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Miss Bone Humped By DrunkenFrisk Updated Dec 18, 2016

Okay, so, wattpad deleted my previous description. I apologize for the inconvenience.


Immagine having no friends, being an adult, working with kids waaay to much, and living all alone in a big, dark house that was left to you by your dead grandparents.
That's you.
Of course, until you find one of your old therapists in a grocery store, and realize that she's the mother of Frisk, one of the children you take care of.
Toriel invites you over, and it kind of snowballs from there. Sans, Mettaton, Bp-
It got crazy real fast.


A few notes:
Bara Sans=Big Sans
Slow burn. You ain't just gonna meet em and go- "let's fck"
You have an ex
Who sucks
 Cuz exes suck
Huge dong
Sans x Fem Reader

Crossover_whaat Crossover_whaat Sep 03, 2016
Thx for the slowburn. Best fics ever are slowburns instead of 0 and all of a sudden 100. Like WOAH BRUH, CALM THE FUW DOWN
SANS YOU JUST MADE THE WHOULE COMMENTS MADE AT YOU YOU SMILEY TRASH BAG!
DrunkenFrisk DrunkenFrisk Apr 09, 2016
Yea, I am. ^.^ we're having a feels trip today, students.  XD
*gets gun* Don't ducking talk about goat mama like dat before I wear your head as a crown >->
                              
                              Toriel: DA-DAAAAAAANG
The frist thing i though when i read that is, Sans is in heat isnt he?
xXArkasEthermoreXx xXArkasEthermoreXx Apr 09, 2016
...Are you going to make me cry?
                              Becuz if you will,i'll be sure to give you a Bad TEM. ;D
                              XD