Not all Blondes do Backflips

Not all Blondes do Backflips

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krista By CrayonChomper Updated Dec 25, 2014

Stereotypes.

I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*


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summer5649 summer5649 Mar 20
Wait do people actually NOT know who john Lennon is, like is that a thing!?!
Me:The world is full of lies*swipes away fake tears*
                              Mind:What's the use of telling her that?She's fictional!
                              
                              
                              Just curious:Will you kiss an Alitato?
I imagine Teddy Duncan making a video diary for Charlie right now
I dont get to decide if im depressed or not depressed it just decides itself......
emilyamayaa emilyamayaa Apr 18
My neighbor’s name is John Lennon. Excellent use of their surname :)
ok I READ THIS BOOK AND DAMN IT MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFFFFF :)) ILY