Not all Blondes do Backflips

Not all Blondes do Backflips

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krista By CrayonChomper Updated Dec 25, 2014


I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*

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  • beatles
  • blonde
  • boys
  • cheerleaders
  • crazy
  • flirting
  • friendship
  • funny
  • girls
  • jocks
  • lennon
  • love
  • sarcasm
  • stereotypes
Cater: *hold my hand* I promise that no matter what.. I’ll love you and we’ll be together forever
                              Me: *slaps his hands away and kicks him in the jewels* Yeah right.. we’re over 
                              Cater: No! Please!
                              Me: *hops in the car where family members are waiting* Whatever, Adios Amigo!
Destiny_Morgenstern Destiny_Morgenstern Dec 08, 2017
That’s my school. 
                              I’m homeschooled and my 4yr old brother is always here😑
CamilaCardoso_13 CamilaCardoso_13 Dec 08, 2017
Just turned 15 and I'm 5'6 (btw this is not the measurements I'm used to, so it's probably not accurate)
babetown babetown Jan 27
What a waste of time to tell us you live in the middle of nowhere - then day that's not actually the places name and then tell us we don't have to know. Like just just say you moved to a new place bishh
I imagine Teddy Duncan making a video diary for Charlie right now
Niya12246 Niya12246 3 days ago
John Winston Ono Lennon, MBE was an English singer, songwriter, and peace activist who co-founded the Beatles, the most commercially successful band in the history of popular music. Ugh I still don’t kno him I don’t really want or need ur pity party