Not all Blondes do Backflips

Not all Blondes do Backflips

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krista By CrayonChomper Updated Dec 25, 2014

Stereotypes.

I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*


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-toxicarpenter -toxicarpenter 3 days ago
yeah of course..
                              *wipes off nervous sweat*
                              *changes address*
-toxicarpenter -toxicarpenter 3 days ago
if your name is barbie and you don't marry someone who's name is ken then honestly, who are you?
LyrenInBlue LyrenInBlue Nov 27
literally rereading this for like the fifth time and im hyped
iwillbiteu iwillbiteu 6 days ago
My surnames Lennon....and my uncles called John. And so's my cousin.  And my other cousin.  And that guy from the Beatles
People who are saying they feel short, and they're 5'2" need to shut up, cause bitch, I'm 5', there is no inches. Appreciate the extra two.
frootmas frootmas Nov 25
BRIDGIT IS BAE AND LIKE ONE OF THE ONLY DISNEY STARS THAT HASN'T BEEN FUUCKED UP YET