Not all Blondes do Backflips

Not all Blondes do Backflips

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krista By CrayonChomper Updated Dec 25, 2014


I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*

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Nahhhh I was sure it was located in America you wonder why there's the term dumb blondes
That’s my school. 
                              I’m homeschooled and my 4yr old brother is always here😑
CamilaCardoso_13 CamilaCardoso_13 2 days ago
Just turned 15 and I'm 5'6 (btw this is not the measurements I'm used to, so it's probably not accurate)
Ain't nobody asked for your height for all you people in the comments commenting your age
Why can't there be like a hot bad boy (taking a guess here) that has a pewnie name like Harold Doowinkle or Avery Jacklecackle
Who are you to tell me what I need and don't you ain't my mom I GOT RIGHTS