Not all Blondes do Backflips

Not all Blondes do Backflips

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krista By CrayonChomper Updated Dec 25, 2014


I hate them.

On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts.

I almost decked her.

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make.

Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow.

Me?  Well, I'm just bitchy and mean.

So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me?

*This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*

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riverbananas riverbananas Dec 28, 2016
Yup... haha... totally! *changes name and moves to Antarctica*
Ringo starr just downgraded into a dog. But i love dogs so yeah haha
falling24_7 falling24_7 Jan 07
I know who that is but i dislike the bad. *glares at hate comments i will prolly get*
Yeah ... pftt ... obviously I knew that ... I mean who wouldn't ........haha
Considering you just told us that your family is named after the Beatles and Barbie World characters.....not that far of a leap, fam.
This just got a whole lot better. Name your first grandchild Newt Scamander, guys.