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LEGALLY BELONGS TO: Dan Howell (PHAN)

LEGALLY BELONGS TO: Dan Howell (PHAN)

11.8K Reads 355 Votes 19 Part Story
the amazing lawliet By Phaaan Updated May 12, 2016

Phil is in desperate need of money and a job. He was kicked out his home at 18 and meets a man named Dan Howell. Dan tells the boy he'll give him a job and all the  money he wants if he agrees to the plan.

written in Phils/1st POV

PLEASE/PORFAVOR 
DONT READ IF YOU DISLIKE THE FOLLWING:
-sex
-gay sex
-sex slavery
-angst 
- Dan and Phil (why would you hate them and read this..?)
-SMUT. SMUT. SMUT.

billy_the_dog billy_the_dog Sep 20, 2016
ahhhh snapppp sassy phil, yes im reading this story again, and yes I might read it again, and again,,,,annnnddd..,,,,,,,againnnn......... don't judge me.
Blood still stains when the sheets are washed, sex don't sleep when the lights are of, kids are still depressed when you dress them up, but syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
mimi_x_ mimi_x_ Mar 02
Welp, I've run out of paper and glue. Anyone got any? I've already got scissors
billy_the_dog billy_the_dog Aug 16, 2016
MELANIE AHHH 
                              IM SORRY IM FANGIRLING BUT UGH SHES JUST SO AWESOME
actual_la_devotee actual_la_devotee Aug 29, 2016
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup. In a sippy cup! 
                              *pterodactyl screech* 
                              My Mel!!
ilikethings66613 ilikethings66613 Nov 06, 2016
This is the way I'm gonna say goodbye to my parents when I move out