dan and phil text, even though they aren't really supposed to.
"remember kids, if a strange man offers your sweets, there's probably more in his car!" *winks*
"really bad advice dan."
"oUCH! DRINK BLEACH!"
I'm not gonna say anything about the cover photo.
Hey Lets make a new bleach brand.
Here is the commercial-
Hey! do you hate Jake Paul, and want to kill yourself?
Well get the new Jake Pail!
perfect for killing yourself! works instantly, get yours at a store today!!
why am i laughing when this is too relatable like honestly i should be crying
No Phil, that perfectly fine... Just don't go to any concerts...
Jesus, where the f*ck did that bloody come from!? F*ckin’ ‘ell