kink shaming ; phan

kink shaming ; phan

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g & l By henirkholm Completed

dan and phil text, even though they aren't really supposed to. 

shit happens.

"remember kids, if a strange man offers your sweets, there's probably more in his car!" *winks*
                              "really bad advice dan."
                              "oh right."
                              *dies*
                              "oUCH! DRINK BLEACH!"
-geebear -geebear Sep 09
Hey Lets make a new bleach brand.
                              Here is the commercial-
                              
                              Hey! do you hate Jake Paul, and want to kill yourself?
                              Well get the new Jake Pail!
                              perfect for killing yourself! works instantly, get yours at a store today!!
why am i laughing when this is too relatable like honestly i should be crying
this is ur opinion:
                              *grabs grocery bag and puts it on a ceiling fan*
No Phil, that perfectly fine... Just don't go to any concerts...