dan and phil text, even though they aren't really supposed to.
I'm not gonna say anything about the cover photo.
Hey Lets make a new bleach brand.
Here is the commercial-
Hey! do you hate Jake Paul, and want to kill yourself?
Well get the new Jake Pail!
perfect for killing yourself! works instantly, get yours at a store today!!
Jesus, where the f*ck did that bloody come from!? F*ckin’ ‘ell