I'M BACK BITCHES :)
Dan and Phil's text messages!
This is emotional to read 'cause I'm listening to "Angel With A Shotgun" at 100%..
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT WHOLE STORY WAS JUST A DREAM??!!!?!!!!!! Best plot ever tbh
I AM READY FOR THIS PLOT TO PENETRATE ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS, LET US GO TO MY SWAMP AND SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY WHILST BEING PENETRATED BUT #NOHOMO
THAT WAS ALL A DREAM?!?!?!?! wait so thats why he could have babies xD