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Sex or Murder?

Sex or Murder?

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Johnlock || FreeBatch By JLocked Completed

Sherlock sees a post on Tumblr. 
John sees that post on Tumblr. 
Six seconds. 
Definitely... sex!

Jawn it is a place where scary people live. 
                              
                              The Sherlockians. 
                              
                              You must never leave the safety of your innocence. 
                              
                              You must NEVER go to Tumblr.
CoolKookie CoolKookie Mar 13
In response to all the "no homo tho" comments: 
                              
                              ALL OF THE HOMO
TOIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS
                              CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US
                              ALL MY FRIENDS WERE GLORIOUS
                              TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS
                              OH, OH, OH, OOOH
                              VICTORIOUS
                              OH,OH,OH,OOOH
                              DOUBLE BUBBLE DISCO QUEEN
                              HEADED TO THE GUILLOTINE 
                              SKIN AS COOL AS STEVE MCQUEEN
                              LET ME BE YOUR KILLER KING
cutie3439 cutie3439 Mar 09
Tumblr is the level of hell which fangirls and boys and whatever else there is come and build ships and sin in general
Tumblr is an evil abyss that fangirls go to after they live good long lives, thus defining it as heaven for them. They then inflict their opinions on the world through art and smut, deliberately disturbing any living human that dares use this cursed website.
CoolKookie CoolKookie Mar 13
It's where we worship a frost giant, a man who plays an uncultured angel and Sher's cheekbones