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Funny Zodiac Signs

Funny Zodiac Signs

44.6K Reads 2.3K Votes 22 Part Story
FIGHT ME lol By Cxox123 Updated Jan 11

Highest Rank #292 in Random thanks to all of you!

♡ There are loads of Zodiac books out there. This one's different because not only will all your personal characteristics and traits be revealed in a hilarious way. But your strengths and weaknesses will be revealed with the power of astrology in a way which will have you hopefully laughing hysterically. Be prepared for a hilarious yet maybe accurate book which will in fact help you get to know your zodiac in the most entertaining way.♡

Euri135 Euri135 5 days ago
WOWWW ARIES I LOVE U FRIEND XDD meh irl friends r aries and tarus and they would so say that lol besides me id run away and probebly coem back ten times stonger cussing like a beast with my fists ready to punch ur ass so yeha xDD -Cancer
rosspa1 rosspa1 Mar 21
i actually like it when some people are clingy... depends tho
Actually, I'd probably be cursing and being a sassy person right about then. Since, a pisceans first language is sarcasm and their second is probably cursing.
squareupbts squareupbts Feb 23
There will only be 7 planets left when I'm done with your anus
squareupbts squareupbts Feb 23
I'm like Neptune,, I'm attracted by the gravitaniol pull of uranus
I'm Monday. Lunes=moon (yeah...) ya know? Lunes martes miercoles... (There is a 99.9% Chance I spelled that wrong. Hopefully I'm lucky and I somehow (0.01% chance) spelled it right.)