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Funny Zodiac Signs

Funny Zodiac Signs

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FIGHT ME lol By Cxox123 Updated Jan 11

Highest Rank #292 in Random thanks to all of you!

♡ There are loads of Zodiac books out there. This one's different because not only will all your personal characteristics and traits be revealed in a hilarious way. But your strengths and weaknesses will be revealed with the power of astrology in a way which will have you hopefully laughing hysterically. Be prepared for a hilarious yet maybe accurate book which will in fact help you get to know your zodiac in the most entertaining way.♡

Is it bad I'm more like Leo than Libra,,, meh actual zodiac--
squareupbts squareupbts 4 days ago
There will only be 7 planets left when I'm done with your anus
squareupbts squareupbts 4 days ago
I'm like Neptune,, I'm attracted by the gravitaniol pull of uranus
Yup. I'm a neat freak and a nerd and a bookworm, complete with braces
I'm Monday. Lunes=moon (yeah...) ya know? Lunes martes miercoles... (There is a 99.9% Chance I spelled that wrong. Hopefully I'm lucky and I somehow (0.01% chance) spelled it right.)
I'm not even a Pisces but I'm SOOOO excited for Pisces time!!!♓️♓️♓️♓️♋️♓️♓️♓️♓️