It's kinky sex. Not to mention, it isn't well written. Don't read this if you're an innocent twelve year old virgin.
now i have a giant image o fa purple monster thing in my head wtf
I want a lilac sweater.
Can someone give me a lilac sweater?
need to get a man like this tho like honestly...goals(jeez i sound so white lol)
In almost every Phanfic I read, Dan and Phil are like 2 years apart.
WHEN IN REAL LIFE IT'S 5 YEARS
IMAGINE A 10 YEAR OLD PHIL AND 5 YEAR OLD PHIL MEETING ON A PLAYGROUND
I WISH THERE WAS A GIRLS VERSION OF PHAN SO I WOULD GET LESBIAN SMUT
*sing to the tune of Tear in my Heart*
LESTER TORE THE CONDOM
YES HE DID
AND HE PUT IT ON HIS
ON HIS DICK
AND DAN STARTED MOANING
ONCE HE SLID
SLIF HIS DICK INSIDE!