Phan Smut Oneshots

Phan Smut Oneshots

260K Reads 4.4K Votes 26 Part Story
gay By spaceruler_ Updated Jul 26, 2016

It's kinky sex. Not to mention, it isn't well written. Don't read this if you're an innocent twelve year old virgin.

  • boyxboy
  • danandphil
  • phần
@RavenPierce5 for some reason I can't reply, but basically what happened:
                              
                              Me: 🖕
                              Friend: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
                              Me: Ditto
                              Friend: Dildo
                              Friend: ...
                              Friend: OH CRAP!!! Sorry! 
                              Me: What's a dildo?
                              Friend: ...
                              
                              Yeah, that was back when I was slightly innocent. Then the internet found me. :)
why does this sound like some of the jokes my friends and i make during lunch
Roses are red 
                              I forgot the rest 
                              I like spaghetti 
                              Let’s go fück 
                              -phil
Casisnotonfire24 Casisnotonfire24 16 hours ago
How does he have time to masturbate before school?  I don't even have time to eat breakfast
redridinq redridinq Aug 27
LIKE WHEN HE SAID SHUT UP AND WHEN DAN SAID HE WAS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HIS NIPPLES SHDBDHD
Omg Ms. Gonzalez's class and mr. Brown's class are literally my otp